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Precision Guided Chuck Norris

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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, meet Chuck Norris!

Sometimes, wouldn't you just like to see Chuck Norris come sweeping into the United Nations and kick the ever-loving piss out of someone like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? If someone ever needed an ass whoopin' it's this nutty despot in a Members Only jacket.

It will never happen, because I'm sure that the U.N. has outlawed the use of Chuck Norris, especially the super-stealth model!

However, maybe some of the hard working bureaucrats (the one's not double-parking in Manhattan and using their diplomatic immunity to avoid the ticket) at the U.N. should check the U.N. Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide and note that one of the "punishable acts" in Article 3, specifically (c), is "Direct and public incitement to commit genocide". Since this idiot publicly commits this offense on a regular basis before thousands of screaming fanatics, perhaps the U.N. should arrest him the next time he slithers into NY to vent his evil screed onto the world stage.

The U.N. does not have the moral or political will to police itself, so old "DinnerJacket" will just keep right on espousing the destruction of Israel, the USA and anyone else who he doesn't like that week.

**Reason 52,728 the U.N. is a big, fat joke!**

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Note: This is posted as satirical, political humor and represents protected political expression as defined under the First Amendment of the United States Constitution. If it offends, I apologize, but Free Speech isn't always innocuous or popular. Sometimes it needs to elicit a response, or at the very least, it should give one pause to think or even question. The person posting this image is not sexist, racist or intolerant, nor does he advocate any violence or condone any form of discourse other than that which is legal and protected by the U.S. Constitution. Please feel free to agree, disagree or bury your head in the sand.

Remember, where opposing political ideas meet, it is there that freedom reigns!
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YES. YES. YES. This is full of so much win. You can't understand my total hate of the U.N and love of Chuck Norris. To see them combined together is like Christmas coming early to me. The United Nithings*, is a big joke where they lame Israel for everything wrong in the Middle East, America for everything else, and praise Saudi Arabia for its human rights. Chuck should also stamp on that one chick who claimed when Palestinian men beat their wives its Israel's fault. ~ C

*Nithings was an insult in old Scandinavia. Apparently it was like calling someone every insult and the book and telling them every 'yo mama's joke' while in front of their mother.  If you called someone this they would have no choice but to fight you to the death to restore their honor. In a sense if the word was uttered someone was going to die...